4 Reasons Why Kimmy Dora and the Temple of Kiyeme Blows

• It tried to be funny and scary, but achieved neither laughs nor shrieks.
• It failed to hide the fact that the film is cashing in to the success of the first film.
• The jokes felt contrived, forced, and dumbed down.
• Ryan Bang was in it. Well, that's not really a viable reason. But, ah well.

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